Candwich: Sandwich In A Can!

From the latest in canned food technology, comes Candwich - The Sandwich In A Can! Pop the top and it's ready to eat!

How great is this? Now, you can survive in a bomb shelter because Candwich has a long shelf-life that is perfect for emergency food storage in case of a natural disaster! What exactly is that bread made out of?

I can't decide what's more unfortunate - the fact that there are people (aka busy-moms) who find it hard to make a simple 3-ingredient sandwich or the fact that there are people whose lives will depend solely on Candwich. What's next? Canned pizza?

The Carl’s Jr. Footlong Cheeseburger: A Heart Attack Is In Order

Carl's Jr. (or Hardee's as it's called in the south) came up with the perfect recipe for instant weight gain and a heart attack - The Footlong Cheeseburger. That's exactly what America needs, more enriched flour.

A cheeseburger sold as a foot-long sandwich, with three burgers and three cheese slices, is being tested at 50 Carl's Jr. taurants in Southern California and 50 Hardee's units in Indiana. If it's a hit in testing, it could be sold at all Carl's and Hardee's — sister chains in different regions of the country — within three to six months.

I wonder why they didn't make it a three-patty burger and call it The Footlong Threesome? That would've added 'plus' points... I'm talking about your weight.

If this sandwich makes it to Asia, you can thank the Americans for their continued support in making this world a fatter place.

The sandwich has 850 calories with 20 grams of saturated fat. If you're not sure what that could do to your body, here's an idea:

Sexy.

Would you like fries and a coke with that, fatty?